Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
this deserves a million notes omfg
OP Theme + Garry’s Theme
I had a melody stuck in my head all day and when I got home I realised it was the Ib Piano Medley.
"Because we’re family … Because you, me, Sam and Cas—we are all we’ve got."